Yaxley: an individual (usually male) or group of people that possess substandard intelligence. Their only goal in life is to consume, fuck and annoy.
Origin: This term has roots tracing all the way back to when the Harry Potter books were being released. My sister and I noticed that the Death Eaters kept multiplying dramatically, and we said they were "breeding like roaches". At the time I was in the middle of a move and was hoping none of the occasional roaches I once had would follow me home. One little guy did, I proptely named him "Yaxley" after a Death Eater in Harry Potter who fittingly enough grabbed onto Hermoine's hand and followed the trio to their hideout. Upon re-reading Harry Potter this year me and my sis started to refer to Death Eaters as simply "Yaxleys" and soon enough the term spread to mean horney creepy guys, and generally just anyone who annoys us.
Example: "I don't believe it! Another Yaxley started following me around after class!"
- Posted using the awesomeness of Salazar Slytherin!
1 comment:
Hooooly crap I had forgotten that Yaxley had grabber Hermoine's hand. It's stupid crap like this that I am re-reading the whole damn thing again!
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